Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Peeing my pants

 Peeing my pants


 In a fancy Thai restaurant in the middle of Singapore.The waiters are wearing tuxedos and there are crisp white table cloths and gentle violin music.The subtle smell of the food and the clear crystal wine glasses and eating fancy food. Doesn't get better than this. As I drink some pineapple juice and realise I have to pee also known as a number 1.But……… I don't know where the toilet is!!!!So I try to hold it in but as I look around stupidly drinking some more juice.I knew it I couldn’t hold it any longer so I peed my pants. Then after that I ask if I can be excused and then my mum “says” yes and I go to look for the bathroom.Finally after what had felt like a million years I found the bathroom at the end of the restaurant which was like a gazillion years away and as I walked in I saw a blow dryer.Suddenly I knew I was on to something so I took the blow dryer and put it on my pants and after about 30 minutes I managed to dry my pants and I then walked outside like nothing ever happened.So after we eat we went home and to this day nobody knows that I peed my pants

By shlok